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The Day of Piracy Draws Nigh

Postby genomon on Fri Sep 18, 2015 8:17 pm

Let us not forget to share a hearty "Arrr" on September 19th!
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html


And a piratical corollary here:
http://www.venganza.org/

What is this business about pirates, and the Beer Volcano, and Stripper Factory?
Religious texts tell us that humans evolved from Pirates. Consider that so-called “science experts” would have us believe humans evolved from primates, pointing towards the shared 99% shared DNA between humans and primates. But humans and Pirates share upwards of 99.9% of DNA.

We believe that Pirates were the original Pastafarians and that they were peaceful explorers. It was only due to Christian misinformation that they have an image of outcast criminals today.

No one knows what the afterlife really holds, but we our told FSM Heaven has a Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory.
A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi
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