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New TSA Slogans
by SQLDenis on Wed Nov 24, 2010 1:27 pm
Grope discounts available.
Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants.
If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.
Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.
Throw a few back at the airport Chili's and you won't even notice.
Wanna fly? Drop your fly.
We've handled more balls than Barney Frank
We are now free to move about your pants
We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.
It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.
When in doubt, we make you whip it out.
TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'
You were a virgin.
We handle more packages than the USPS
The TSA isn't silly, they just want to inspect your willy
Stroke of the hand, law of the land
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem
Let your fingers do the Walking
Cough
Reach out and touch someone
Can you feel me now?
Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants.
If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.
Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.
Throw a few back at the airport Chili's and you won't even notice.
Wanna fly? Drop your fly.
We've handled more balls than Barney Frank
We are now free to move about your pants
We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.
It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.
When in doubt, we make you whip it out.
TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'
You were a virgin.
We handle more packages than the USPS
The TSA isn't silly, they just want to inspect your willy
Stroke of the hand, law of the land
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem
Let your fingers do the Walking
Cough
Reach out and touch someone
Can you feel me now?
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Re: New TSA Slogans
by ThatRickGuy on Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:03 pm
Saw this on /., thought it was priceless:
-Rick
Most people in the U.S. wouldn't know they live in a tyrannical state if it walked up and grabbed their junk.
-Rick
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Re: New TSA Slogans
by damber on Wed Dec 01, 2010 1:14 am
ThatRickGuy wrote:Saw this on /., thought it was priceless:Most people in the U.S. wouldn't know they live in a tyrannical state if it walked up and grabbed their junk.
-Rick
lol, that's a good one
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