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Postby SQLDenis on Wed Nov 24, 2010 1:27 pm

Grope discounts available.

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Postby ThatRickGuy on Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:03 pm

Saw this on /., thought it was priceless:

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Re: New TSA Slogans

Postby damber on Wed Dec 01, 2010 1:14 am

ThatRickGuy wrote:Saw this on /., thought it was priceless:

Most people in the U.S. wouldn't know they live in a tyrannical state if it walked up and grabbed their junk.


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lol, that's a good one :-)
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